April 2013
ozzyosborntodie:
*falls on ur dick* *clumsy by fergie starts playing*
earthnation:
*steps in something wet* *screams for 34 years*
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weightt-loss:
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6 WEEK 6 PACK :
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me: goodnight moon
moon: goodnight lil bitch
dampsandwich:
done with people that cant even make an effort to keep me in their lives
kermit-the-frog:
tennasea:
i bet being a frog takes a lot of kermitment
You think this is a fucking game
falloutbong:
i thought eyelashes were meant to keep shit out of your eye but half the time theres anything in my eye its a fucking eyelash
dis0riented:
When a guy calls you hot, he’s looking at your body. When a guy calls you pretty, he’s looking at your face. When a guy calls you beautiful he’s looking at your heart. All three guys still wanna fuck you though.
vegay:
sometimes im like yeah but most of the time im like no
March 2013
I have a big heart.
I fall hard. I miss hard. I believe hard. I hope hard and I love even harder but that also gives everyone the biggest chance to take advantage of that. I let people in easily, I trust too easily. My doors are wide open screaming, “welcome!” I think too highly of people and I believe in every word they say to me. I have the highest of expectations. Why? I’m still trying to figure that out.
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fatwink:
today i heard a guy say “cool story bro” and i could practically feel his virginity rub up against me
