ozzyosborntodie: *falls on ur dick* *clumsy by fergie starts playing*
earthnation: *steps in something wet* *screams for 34 years*
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me: goodnight moon
moon: goodnight lil bitch
dampsandwich: done with people that cant even make an effort to keep me in their lives
kermit-the-frog: tennasea: i bet being a frog takes a lot of kermitment You think this is a fucking game
falloutbong: i thought eyelashes were meant to keep shit out of your eye but half the time theres anything in my eye its a fucking eyelash
dis0riented: When a guy calls you hot, he’s looking at your body. When a guy calls you pretty, he’s looking at your face. When a guy calls you beautiful he’s looking at your heart. All three guys still wanna fuck you though.
vegay: sometimes im like yeah but most of the time im like no
I have a big heart.
I fall hard. I miss hard. I believe hard. I hope hard and I love even harder but that also gives everyone the biggest chance to take advantage of that. I let people in easily, I trust too easily. My doors are wide open screaming, “welcome!” I think too highly of people and I believe in every word they say to me. I have the highest of expectations. Why? I’m still trying to figure that out.
fatwink: today i heard a guy say “cool story bro” and i could practically feel his virginity rub up against me