June 2012
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anrdew:
“vroom vroom”
you hear that
that’s the sound of me driving away another person that I care about
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period: WAKE UP ASSHOLE, YOU GOT CRAMPS.
period: How bout an entire chocolate cake for breakfast?
period: How's that back pain? Feeling better? Let's fix that.
period: Find a cookie as big as a house and eat it.
period: See a male specimen of any kind. Instantly horny.
period: Where's your Tic Tac box filled with ibuprofen?
period: Got things to do? Don't care. Sleep.
period: For dinner you're eating an entire bag of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups.
period: Breeze blows by. Instantly horny.
period: You didn't like those brand new underwear right?
period: Yell at a puppy.
period: Close eyes and wait for repeat tomorrow.
Ryan Gosling's Golf Club: adultmom: if you’ve seen... →
adultmom:
if you’ve seen one episode of svu you’ve seen all 295 of them. the baby is the rapist. the man put a wooden spoon in his son’s butt. this 15 year old girl is getting abused. olivia gets personally involved. elliot is a dick. the murderer is the janitor we see for one frame at the…
5 worst fandoms
d0nnameagle:
5. doctor who
4. harry potter
3. the avengers
2. homestuck
1. one direction
-500,000. degrassi
The Degrassi Fandom seriously fucking sucks, so does One direction
tiger-festival:
Okay listen the most important detail of this matter is being made very unclear
Are they actually selling rainbow Oreos now or not
iloveyoulikekanyeloveskanye:
while u guys are drunk on alcohol im drunk on education
rryland:
do you ever just wanna sit next to someone and listen to everything they could possibly say about anything ever just because you like their face and their voice and their general existence
When you slowly start hating someone you were friends with.
jesuschola:
This user is not following you? More like this loser is not following you.
Watchlindsaylohanthony:
louisattitudlinson:
zallahmalik:
this is so presh omg
I’m crying so hard omfg if she was my daughter I’d cry and hold her every day of my life Jesus Christ she is precious
i cried
when people disrespect their mothers in front of other people because they’re trying to look cool
